Melissa In Wonderland.

glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

(via sniffing)

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

(via dutchster)